I dare you to stop flipping the bird for a whole month!


askerisoltroll:

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oh man a DARE, gue22 ii better take iit 2eriiou2ly

What if I just... tore up your scarf.

Anonymous

askerisoltroll:

Describe yourself on anon and I’ll say if I’d date you.

Age, gender, height, eye and hair color, then tell me what your favorite something (hobby, class, music, etc) and what kind of date you want to take me on.

Ready? GOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

(Source: deadkirschtein)

laurenhooper:

awlhf:

supervengers:

omvr:

yo gettin married at 22 sounds a lot like leavin a party at 9:30 pm

yeah but you get to leave the party with your favorite person on the planet, and take off all of your makeup, and put on your ugly comfortable clothes and make popcorn and curl up in your bed and watch a movie, and have sex and go to sleep, idk how that sounds like a bad thing.

And everyone else just wakes up alone and hungover.

this is the best thing ive ever heard

strider-inquire:

tampon007:

strider-inquire:

How Bro Strider Brushes His Teeth

I regret nothing.

I WAS NOTEXPETING THAT

NOBODY EXPECTS THE STRIDER INQUISITION

my-name-is-montoya:

maydaykoigo:

curiouslyhigh:

bunnywith:

tahnoscheeks:

do you ever just get up from your computer to walk aimlessly around your house only to sit back down in front of the computer again

I pointlessly open the fridge too.

sometimes i just stand in the middle of the living room and look lost.

Why am I in the bathroom

Just one giant Sims game

(Source: specterizedmoved)

planturs:

what i planned to do this summer

  1. paint and make art
  2. hang out with friends
  3. exercise 

what i actually did

  1. cried
  2. blogged
  3. ruined every friendship i have

dangerscissor:

divineorb:

I only like girls who look like they can summon crows whenever they want with magic

whats up

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you asked for some anon so here's some anon. i dont really know you but im following you so chances are you're hella rad.

Anonymous

No anon! Youre hella rad!

silviuchca:

lame—lane:

oh my GOD

(Source: explodes-into-space)

CREDIT