oh man a DARE, gue22 ii better take iit 2eriiou2ly
Age, gender, height, eye and hair color, then tell me what your favorite something (hobby, class, music, etc) and what kind of date you want to take me on.
yo gettin married at 22 sounds a lot like leavin a party at 9:30 pm
yeah but you get to leave the party with your favorite person on the planet, and take off all of your makeup, and put on your ugly comfortable clothes and make popcorn and curl up in your bed and watch a movie, and have sex and go to sleep, idk how that sounds like a bad thing.
And everyone else just wakes up alone and hungover.
this is the best thing ive ever heard
How Bro Strider Brushes His Teeth
I regret nothing.
I WAS NOTEXPETING THAT
NOBODY EXPECTS THE STRIDER INQUISITION
do you ever just get up from your computer to walk aimlessly around your house only to sit back down in front of the computer again
I pointlessly open the fridge too.
sometimes i just stand in the middle of the living room and look lost.
Why am I in the bathroom
Just one giant Sims game
what i planned to do this summer
- paint and make art
- hang out with friends
what i actually did
- ruined every friendship i have
I only like girls who look like they can summon crows whenever they want with magic
No anon! Youre hella rad!